Saturday, September 18, 2004

The Top 10 Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky:

10. "Race starts at 9, Lance rolls out of bed around noon."

9. "Has already figured out that the trophy can hold a 3-gallon margarita."

8. "He's eating frosting by the fistful."

7. "For the last leg, he rode one of those crazy 1920's bikes with the big front wheel."

6. "Deliberately crashing into things to get more air time on 'SportsCenter.' "

5. "Making a couple extra bucks delivering pizzas during the race."

4. "After the starter pistol is fired, he hangs around hitting on French babes."

3. "Turns to the other riders and says, 'Oooh, I'm sooooo scared.' "

2. "Instead of training, spent last two months pimping his bike."

1. "Has started selling ad space on his ass" (July 22)


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